I just wish we'd wear a uniform that resembles and ear of corn.
For the jersey and pants, choose between yellow kernels, white, and on special occasions, Indian corn (which would need a new name, as that's not cool). The helmet should resemble a tassel ... and green jackets resembling husks.
For the jersey and pants, choose between yellow kernels, white, and on special occasions, Indian corn (which would need a new name, as that's not cool). The helmet should resemble a tassel ... and green jackets resembling husks.