This must be a joke as a minimum expectation:
9 wins/year, winning the BIG (20%), Top Ten finish (50%), plus NC 5% (1 in 20 years)
Finish in the top 10 50% of the time... hilarious.
We'll never find a coach that does that... it's exceedingly rare... like the only time it happens for a program is during an NC run +/- a few years.
The fact that a large majority of fans see that as a reasonable regular expectation tells me the program is screwed.