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Rodney Dangerfield jokes... I tell ya, no respect!


Who is Rodney Dangerfield?

Seriously, I can’t come up with any, but they were all incredibly funny, and one would not have to explain them to the young ‘uns.

I’ll bet it has been 30 to 35 years since I last saw a Rodney Dangerfield stand up routine.
 



my wife and i were happy for twenty years then we met.
last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe. NO RESPECT
 
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A girl called me once and said "Come on over, nobody's home." When I got there, there was nobody home!

No respect!
 







A hooker once told me she had a headache.

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.


When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."

No respect I tell ya....
 
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