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Each FBS Team Gets Their Mascot As A Player...

DuckTownHusker

Blackshirt Sith Lord
5 Year Member
Who wins the championship?

Michigan State or USC with an actual armed Spartan or Trojan? Florida with a real alligator?

Sadly, Nebraska gets a farmer... which is basically our walk-on program already.

Assume forces of nature are like the size of a normal man, otherwise this handily goes to the Cyclones or Hurricanes.
 
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NUinID

Scout Team
2 Year Member
Who wins the championship?

Michigan State or USC with an actual armed Spartan or Trojan? Florida with a real alligator?

Sadly, Nebraska gets a farmer... which is basically our walk-on program already.

Assume forces of nature are like the size of a normal man, otherwise this handily goes to the Cyclones or Hurricanes.
a big burly farmer who will run them over with his combine or tractor pulling a 24 row disc and whatever is left he gets out and uses an old corn Husker on it just kills them with his very strong weathered hands.
 

The_CornTorch

Red Shirt
2 Year Member
Boilermaker. Assuming that means locomotive owner or driver. Bound to have a lot of tigers and chickens get ground up in one of those. People too.
 

DuckTownHusker

Blackshirt Sith Lord
5 Year Member
I’d say it’s between the Syracuse Orangeman or the Stanford tree
Right, but remember this isn't a guy in a suit lining up at DB. In Syracuse's case, they just get like a giant orange man (Trump? hah!) and Stanford has a big old tree.

Meanwhile, UCF and Army have actual knights with swords chopping up fullbacks into little tiny pieces. FSU gets an Indian chief spearing people while on horseback.
 
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