The other memorial stadium (site of Fridays game) is on fire

[Red Dead Redemption]

This game is gonna be lit

 

[Cornhuskers7]

Took "Get fired up!" too literally. May mean we can just outsmart them Friday.

I recommend our receivers get ready by practicing saying "Hey look over there" to the DBs right before the ball is snapped.

Don't forget the always effective, "Hey, your shoe is untied".

 

[joncarl]

Can't imagine it would be a full stadium anyway.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Bielema accidentally put his frozen bean burrito in the microwave for 2 hours instead of 2 minutes

 

[NUtronic]

I'm skeptical about the reported cause. With Nebraska and Illinois both set to be in the stadium at the same time, it HAD to have been a dumpster fire.

 

[Bucky]

My seats will probably be sooty and dirty from the fire. No way to treat visiting fans.

 

[jmatlock]

This fire story just isn’t adding up.They said the lawnmower that caught on fire had just finished cutting the field turf.

 

[Wandering Nebraskan]

Suspicious

 

[CO4NU]

Lol. I guess the $9 tickets I saw on Vivid in the opposite end zone are still available?

Comes with a fire extinguisher also.

 

[CO4NU]

My seats will probably be sooty and dirty from the fire. No way to treat visiting fans.

Agree,

That would burn my ash too.

 

[CO4NU]

This game is gonna be lit

Should be a real ash kicker!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Since the field is artificial, the mowers are part of the academic program to ensure players leave the football program with a skill.