Humor Thread: please join in, I'm tired of crying :(

[CO4NU]

 

[Frosty1980]

 

[solesrfr]

BREAK IN AT THE APPLE STORE!

Police looking for iWitnesses.



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[Hooked on Huskers]

Win out. 10/30 Purdue, 11/6 tOSU, 11/20 Wiskey and Black Friday Birds ...... all victims of COVID protocol. Huskers was immune.

Thus 7 wins and 5 losses. BOWL BOUND !!! Plus 2-3 months rest.

 

[Goal-line]

Martinez is a Heisman candidate.

 

[solesrfr]

VICKS VAPOR RUB TRUCK OVERTURNS!

AMAZINGLY, THERE WAS NO CONGESTION FOR 8 HOURS!



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[Bigger Ed]

I got a little drunk at the bar last night so I took the bus home. That may not sound like a lot to you but I've never driven a bus before.

 

[Bigger Ed]

NEXT:
Big Ten Office of Officiating is following the MLB example with recruiting special needs officials.

Coming soon to a game in Lincoln:

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Ha! I think the B1G has led the charge!

 

[Cannon Fodder Husker]

Big10 Refs at work...........

 

[Cannon Fodder Husker]

 

[Wisker]

What do you get when you throw a green pickle into the Red Sea?









you get a wet pickle

 

[The Nth Degree]

So after keeping my wife up all night crying myself to sleep after the Minnesota game.

This did NOT make her very happy, but neither did the Huskers play during the game!

I decided that I would start a humor thread, hoping others would join in and make laughter replace tears.

First one:

To generate revenue, next week Pizza Hut is sponsoring a Helmut Decal:

"A ONE SCORE LOSS, OR YOUR PIZZA IS FREE"

Okay I'll play...

Ya know, we've had Scott Frost as our head coach for four years now.

But really... it only feels like four minutes...

Four minutes under water without a snorkel!

 

[Hooked on Huskers]

Scott's favorite song

 

[Cannon Fodder Husker]

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do......

 

[Cannon Fodder Husker]

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.....