I came to post in your thread, and then it was gone. Now, it's here. Welcome to the bigs, Native. You're thread got called up.I was jealous that I couldn't post in the other thread for this year, and it is already approaching 15 posts.
So all are free to join me here this evening!
GBR. 2017 year of the floodgate.
Here's to Flip Alerts in our direction!
I should send my sister over to it.
Twas the night before signing day, when all through the Max
Several posters were worried and just wanting facts.
The signing day thread had a simple refrain
"It's not for the feint of heart; it's a little insane."
Five recruits were nestled on campus in beds,
While visions of playoff games danced in their heads.
Seeing some tweets that could become tragic,
Donte and Keith stirred up some "Calibraska" magic.
In the swamps close to dawn, Guy made a selection,
Joining double D from Dallas and finishing the collection.
Across the room Parrella flew like a flash,
Throwing the Bones and kicking over the trash.
The buzz of the fax showed the next name was Blades,
Joining another from Cali to shut down air raids.
Davis sat with high hopes of landing a bombshell,
As he could use a flip by tiny C.J. Verdell.
Offensive line coach, unmistakably short and stout,
had no surprises as his commits' names all popped out.
As expected, the homegrown talent each signed on the line,
Ready to play in the Big Red Memorial Shrine!
Next, Tyjon! then KJ! then Jaevon and Jamire??
If that last one's not All N, get Hawkins in here!
To the top of the ranks! To the top of the West!
Now sign away! Sign away! Sign all the best!
Linebackers, all three, the best one named Roberts;
Gave Diaco and Bray more choices for Blackshirts.
As Langs drew new plays, his offense grew "phatter",
With Gebbia, and Rafdal, and the "Mini Mad Hatter."
Soon, Riley sprang to the mic, all offers signed,
Each scholarship player and walk-on aligned,
Exclaiming, "By golly, this class will help lead the way,
As the train stops in Indy! Hip! Hip! Hooray!"
Twas the night before signing day, when all through the Max
Several posters were worried and just wanting facts.
The signing day thread had a simple refrain
"It's not for the feint of heart; it's a little insane."
Five recruits were nestled on campus in beds,
While visions of playoff games danced in their heads.
Seeing some tweets that could become tragic,
Donte and Keith stirred up some "Calibraska" magic.
In the swamps close to dawn, Guy made a selection,
Joining double D from Dallas and finishing the collection.
Across the room Parrella flew like a flash,
Throwing the Bones and kicking over the trash.
The buzz of the fax showed the next name was Blades,
Joining another from Cali to shut down air raids.
Davis sat with high hopes of landing a bombshell,
As he could use a flip by tiny C.J. Verdell.
Offensive line coach, unmistakably short and stout,
had no surprises as his commits' names all popped out.
As expected, the homegrown talent each signed on the line,
Ready to play in the Big Red Memorial Shrine!
Next, Tyjon! then KJ! then Jaevon and Jamire??
If that last one's not All N, get Hawkins in here!
To the top of the ranks! To the top of the West!
Now sign away! Sign away! Sign all the best!
Linebackers, all three, the best one named Roberts;
Gave Diaco and Bray more choices for Blackshirts.
As Langs drew new plays, his offense grew "phatter",
With Gebbia, and Rafdal, and the "Mini Mad Hatter."
Soon, Riley sprang to the mic, all offers signed,
Each scholarship player and walk-on aligned,
Exclaiming, "By golly, this class will help lead the way,
As the train stops in Indy! Hip! Hip! Hooray!"