10 Reasons Why Mario Verdusco Will Be Our Next Head Football coach!

[JBOCON]

1. Has round rose colored glasses.
2. Has Nebraska ties.
3. Chews on cigars.
4. Forgot more about the QB position than anyone else knows.
5. Will improve on field athleticism by giving written tests to team.
6. Has promised to get his hair styled at the same place as Trev.
7. Committed to bring in his pal “Frosty” as offensive coordinator.
8. Will restore yuppie attitude to the team.
9. Says he will have “funny gummies” available at the training table.
10. Will take the decisive decision making that he taught to NU quarterbacks, and teach to the entire team.

 

[scotticus]

go home, your drunk.

 

[solesrfr]

C

 

[Positively RED]

 

[Meanfarmer62]

1. Has round rose colored glasses.
2. Has Nebraska ties.
3. Chews on cigars.
4. Forgot more about the QB position than anyone else knows.
5. Will improve on field athleticism by giving written tests to team.
6. Has promised to get his hair styled at the same place as Trev.
7. Committed to bring in his pal “Frosty” as offensive coordinator.
8. Will restore yuppie attitude to the team.
9. Says he will have “funny gummies” available at the training table.
10. Will take the decisive decision making that he taught to NU quarterbacks, and teach to the entire team.

 

[Blue Howl]

It's not April 1.

Fail.

 

[huskernut]

11. He's a fast blinker.

 

[NU_Alum]

Great thread!

 

[LoneTreeHusker]

He will learn to throw off his back foot.

 

[Huskerfan69]

One reason @JBOCON should be given a week off to think about what he did.

"Mario Verdusco Will Be Our Next Head Football coach!"







this was just a joke