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The most terrifying mascots in the SportsBiz by state.

CO4NU

Scout Team
5 Year Member
Man....wouldn't want to see that thing from Maryland walking off the bus!
 

NUtronic

Energy Vampire
10 Year Member
Lil' Red "terrifying"? Really? Lame, silly, and childish, maybe, but terrifying? Only in the same sense that Richard Simmons, Pee Wee Herman, and Mr. Bean are terrifying.

I always thought Okie State's Pistol Pete is the creepiest mascot in college sports. I saw him/it make a little girl cry one time. (Though Stillwater itself might've done the same to some grown adults.)
 

Lavaman

Rebel Scum
5 Year Member
Lil' Red "terrifying"? Really? Lame, silly, and childish, maybe, but terrifying? Only in the same sense that Richard Simmons, Pee Wee Herman, and Mr. Bean are terrifying.

I always thought Okie State's Pistol Pete is the creepiest mascot in college sports. I saw him/it make a little girl cry one time. (Though Stillwater itself might've done the same to some grown adults.)
Well there arent a whole lot of options for NE
 

Beareye

Red Shirt
2 Year Member
For Kansas.... Shocky (or whatever Wichita St. calls their mascot) is much scarier and more creepy than Willie the Wildcat.
 

wcbsas

All Legend
15 Year Member
Lil' Red "terrifying"? Really? Lame, silly, and childish, maybe, but terrifying? Only in the same sense that Richard Simmons, Pee Wee Herman, and Mr. Bean are terrifying.

I always thought Okie State's Pistol Pete is the creepiest mascot in college sports. I saw him/it make a little girl cry one time. (Though Stillwater itself might've done the same to some grown adults.)
paul Ruebens aka Pee Wee Herman scares me!
 

DuckTownHusker

Blackshirt Sith Lord
5 Year Member
Homer the Haymarket Hound is way more terrifying than Lil Red.



And the Storm Chasers have whatever this green weirdo is with a fleshlight for a nose. At least when they were the Royals they had Casey the Lion.



Finally, there's the molesty-lookin' bear of my alma mater, the Bellevue Bruins.

 
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NUtronic

Energy Vampire
10 Year Member

Now THIS is a terrifying mascot: Harry Husker, the old NU character from the '70s.

Take note of all the scary features: 100% virgin polyester pants and blazer capable of shocking those around him with a severe jolt of static electricity … ginormous boots that could crush toes in a crowd ... huge cowboy hat that blocks the view of the person sitting behind him … NU flag that he waves like one of those obnoxious and annoying yellow towels so loved by Steeler fans … some kind of bizarre football badge hanging from his jacket pocket that appears to be a kid's participation ribbon (would you want to sit next to a guy wearing one of those?) … what looks to be a red feather protruding from his jacket pocket (don't even want to know) …

With him, you have every reason to be afraid.
 
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