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Tell Me a Funny
- Thread starter RedStones
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NU over Minn in a breeze.
Our President is Obama.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's President Obama’s clock?' asked the man.
Obama’s clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan!!!
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's President Obama’s clock?' asked the man.
Obama’s clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan!!!
:clap:
Obama care
The feds will now spend more than 2 trillion dollars.....
Oil companies are just scraping by.
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Q: How did Canada get its name?
A: Founders decided to put letters on pieces of paper and draw them from a hat. The letters would be written down as they were read. The man chosen to draw pulls out the first letter.
"C, eh!"-draws second letter.
"N, eh!"- draws third letter.
"D, eh!".
Now you know.
A: Founders decided to put letters on pieces of paper and draw them from a hat. The letters would be written down as they were read. The man chosen to draw pulls out the first letter.
"C, eh!"-draws second letter.
"N, eh!"- draws third letter.
"D, eh!".
Now you know.
[h=2]I'm Very Bullish On Milk[/h]
A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid. He is so excited because he's just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares at him.
"Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."
A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid. He is so excited because he's just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares at him.
"Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."
