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Tell Me a Funny

RedStones

Self Quarantined b4 it was Cool
5 Year Member
Q: What do you call 20 Ohio State fans skydiving from an airplane?
A: Skeet
 

RedStones

Self Quarantined b4 it was Cool
5 Year Member
Q: How does a Kansas Jayhawk count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, .....
 

HuskerFanz

Big Red Fan!!!
5 Year Member
Did you hear about the 2 guys that walked into a bar?
It's really kind of stupid...after the first one hit it, you would think the second one would have seen it! :)
 

RedStones

Self Quarantined b4 it was Cool
5 Year Member
Q: You see 4 Ohio State players in a car. Who is driving?

A: The police
 

RedStones

Self Quarantined b4 it was Cool
5 Year Member
A little outdated but still a good one:

Four friends were climbing a mountain one day.

Each was from a different Big 12 school and each proclaimed to be
the most loyal fan at their alma mater.

As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was
the most loyal of all.

They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as
they reached the top, the Wildcat hurled himself off the mountain,
shouting, "This is for KSU!" as he fell to his doom.

Not wanting to be outdone, the Colorado alumnus threw himself off
the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the 'Buffs!"

Seeing this, the Cornhusker walked over and shouted, "This is for
everyone" and pushed the Texas fan off the side of the mountain.
 
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RedStones

Self Quarantined b4 it was Cool
5 Year Member
It was my birthday the other day and I was hoping to get lucky.

While watching football that evening I asked my wife to get me a beer and she said "Screw You".

I'm going to count it.
 

RedStones

Self Quarantined b4 it was Cool
5 Year Member
Part of me says I should stop drinking so much.

The other part of me says don't listen to that guy. He's drunk.
 

RedStones

Self Quarantined b4 it was Cool
5 Year Member
A blond is taking a walk by the river when she notices a brunette waving her arms on the other bank trying to get her attention.

The Brunette yells over "Can you tell me how I can get to the other side?"

The blonde ponders the question for a moment and then looks back and replies "You're already on the other side. DUUUH"
 
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