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Tell Me a Funny
- Thread starter RedStones
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Did you hear about the 2 guys that walked into a bar?
It's really kind of stupid...after the first one hit it, you would think the second one would have seen it!
It's really kind of stupid...after the first one hit it, you would think the second one would have seen it!
A little outdated but still a good one:
Four friends were climbing a mountain one day.
Each was from a different Big 12 school and each proclaimed to be
the most loyal fan at their alma mater.
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was
the most loyal of all.
They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as
they reached the top, the Wildcat hurled himself off the mountain,
shouting, "This is for KSU!" as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be outdone, the Colorado alumnus threw himself off
the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the 'Buffs!"
Seeing this, the Cornhusker walked over and shouted, "This is for
everyone" and pushed the Texas fan off the side of the mountain.
Four friends were climbing a mountain one day.
Each was from a different Big 12 school and each proclaimed to be
the most loyal fan at their alma mater.
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was
the most loyal of all.
They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as
they reached the top, the Wildcat hurled himself off the mountain,
shouting, "This is for KSU!" as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be outdone, the Colorado alumnus threw himself off
the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the 'Buffs!"
Seeing this, the Cornhusker walked over and shouted, "This is for
everyone" and pushed the Texas fan off the side of the mountain.
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Bo swears!
Sounds like oral sex to me.
A blond is taking a walk by the river when she notices a brunette waving her arms on the other bank trying to get her attention.
The Brunette yells over "Can you tell me how I can get to the other side?"
The blonde ponders the question for a moment and then looks back and replies "You're already on the other side. DUUUH"
The Brunette yells over "Can you tell me how I can get to the other side?"
The blonde ponders the question for a moment and then looks back and replies "You're already on the other side. DUUUH"
