Proper Replacement For Our Balloons?

[OldFatHerbie]

What about plastic grocery bags filled with helium?

 

[eyesonNU]

I make a motion that we use giant straws filled with helium.

 

[Bigger Ed]

Condoms. Liberals never complain about condoms.

 

[Warzone]

Lets just fill them with CFCs so we can kill the ozone and the radiation will shut these people up. That or every time Nebraska scores a touchdown we release a neutron bomb on SanFran or Seattle.

 

[cthusker]

Lets just fill them with CFCs so we can kill the ozone and the radiation will shut these people up. That or every time Nebraska scores a touchdown we release a neutron bomb on SanFran or Seattle.

Now we're getting somewhere..........

 

[Vinosker]

Okay so we keep seeing other teams getting rid of their balloons as well as others wanting Nebraska getting rid of their balloons. I am all for tradition and I am almost always hesitant getting rid of something near and dear but I am also a bit of a conservationist. So how can we keep the tradition of releasing the balloons without polluting or find something suitable to replace the balloons that still keep the tradition alive?

I have a few ideas:
1-Biodegradable Balloons
2-Confetti Shots
3-Paper Balloons
4-Red Smoke Shot Into The Air

Just some thoughts. What are yours?

The balloons are biodegradable, so what is the big deal???

 

[huskerman1]

Okay so we keep seeing other teams getting rid of their balloons as well as others wanting Nebraska getting rid of their balloons. I am all for tradition and I am almost always hesitant getting rid of something near and dear but I am also a bit of a conservationist. So how can we keep the tradition of releasing the balloons without polluting or find something suitable to replace the balloons that still keep the tradition alive?

I have a few ideas:
1-Biodegradable Balloons
2-Confetti Shots
3-Paper Balloons
4-Red Smoke Shot Into The Air

Just some thoughts. What are yours?

The blooms are already biodegradeable. Stop the whining.

 

[One Man Jury]

Helium is the problem for baloons... limited amount accessible on our planet. Also putting plastic / rubber everywhere isn't ideal, but it's all about Helium needed for medical uses.

Maybe we should throw frozen oranges?

You have a point re: helium. If we start winning again, all that helium released in Memorial Stadium might make our Husker coaches and players sound like Ducks in the post/game pressers.

 

[cthusker]

You have a point re: helium. If we start winning again, all that helium released in Memorial Stadium might make our Husker coaches and players sound like Ducks in the post/game pressers.

Small correction.... not IF, but WHEN we start winning............

 

[Husker Country Doc]

Oh yea that's right. Helium! Cant get enough of that stuff. I'd think if its so rare and in demand, then the price would go up, right?

Government control of supply leads to shortages.

 

[One Man Jury]

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I was thinking the same. We could send pne big hydrogen balloon over the field during the National Anthem, and all would hear OER THE LAND OF THE FREE, ...KABOOM!.....AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE!” That would be even more dramatic than the fly-over.

 

[Bigredjeff]

Inflate lib-tards and send them on their way....

Thanks for sharing your stupidity. Duly noted.

 

[Bigredjeff]

Government control of supply leads to shortages.

Sometimes government control is the only way to maintain proper QA/QC, especially for science. The free market profiteers have proven time and again that the "invisible hand" does not truly exist (i.e. profit>quality).

 

[cthusker]

Thanks for sharing your stupidity. Duly noted.

At least folks know exactly where you're coming from... As for the unprovoked personal attack I'll ignore it since it's from someone with 55 posts. Perhaps you need to take a breath and calm down..........

 

[solesrfr]

Inflate lib-tards and send them on their way....

Only if conservi-tards join them.



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