Here's a new Hank Patterson video that warns us about the greatest threat to the great outdoors: Indoorsies.
"Right, because here it is: You got three to four guys getting killed to death mounting a bull moose--that's just funny. Right?... You get up to like 14, you put out a pamphlet, like a trifold, hand it out as people come in the park. At 27 they start like, 'Okay, we got a problem here. People trying to mount a bull moose. We better put up signs.'"