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I love that!!!!!!
Office Space:
DAN BEEBE (talking on the phone] “And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Dodds that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Pickens too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…”
DAN BEEBE (talking on the phone] “And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Dodds that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Pickens too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…”
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This thread is classic!!!
Not a movie quote, but probably one heard many times in Lincoln:
Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary
Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary
Bo Pelini to the official who order .01 added on to the clock in the 2009 CCG. (40 Year Old Virgin)
Ref.....Sorry Bo but there was one second on the clock when......
Bo:"Go **** a goat"
Ref:"Why do you keep saying go **** a goat man?"
Ref.....Sorry Bo but there was one second on the clock when......
Bo:"Go **** a goat"
Ref:"Why do you keep saying go **** a goat man?"
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Bo Pwlinin Every Saturday & Al Pacino Any Given Sunday
You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the ------ difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!
You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the ------ difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!
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Full Metal Jacket (edited of course)
Bo at the start of Summer Practice:
If you ladies leave my field, if you survive Summer training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian poop! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on anyone. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Huskers. Do you maggots understand that?
Bo at the start of Summer Practice:
If you ladies leave my field, if you survive Summer training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian poop! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on anyone. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Huskers. Do you maggots understand that?
Weekend at Joe's
John Papuchis on the first day of Spring Camp.
"In The Army Now" Andy Dick & Pauly Shore's new 1st Sargent when they got sent to war.
Bo has brought me here to makes sure I run this defense like a clock. If one screw is loose, my clock will tell the wrong tiiiiiiiiime. If one spring is loose, my clock will tell the wrong tiiiiiiime. My mission is to make sure that my clock will always tell the right tiiiiiime.
"In The Army Now" Andy Dick & Pauly Shore's new 1st Sargent when they got sent to war.
Bo has brought me here to makes sure I run this defense like a clock. If one screw is loose, my clock will tell the wrong tiiiiiiiiime. If one spring is loose, my clock will tell the wrong tiiiiiiime. My mission is to make sure that my clock will always tell the right tiiiiiime.
From Bull Durham (Taylor playing LaLoosh) and Kenny Bell playing Crash Davis)
Taylor challenged Bell to a fight:
Taylor I don’t hit no man first
Bell: all right then.. (throws him a football)
Bell: …..Hit me in the chest with that
Taylor: I’d kill you
Bell: Yeah from what I hear, you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a freaking boat
Taylor challenged Bell to a fight:
Taylor I don’t hit no man first
Bell: all right then.. (throws him a football)
Bell: …..Hit me in the chest with that
Taylor: I’d kill you
Bell: Yeah from what I hear, you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a freaking boat
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