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[Turf Toad]

From Dodgeball. Coaches meeting announcing that Corey Raymond is going to LSU....


Ron Brown: [after Raymond has left for LSU] Look on the bright side, at least we've still got Papuchis!
Barney: Yeah, but LSU's got guys named Laser, and Blazer, and Tazer, and all kinds of "azer's"! Without Corey, we're going to get our taints handed to us, that's what!
Tim Beck: [Whispers to Rich Fisher] What's a taint?
Rich Fisher: I don't know, but it sounds *bad*!

 

[Ruddman23]

Spoken in Iowa when Kirk told everyone he was coming back to coach the Hawks next year
"Oh no we suck again" Waterboy

 

[Greatest Fan of All]

From "Friday Night Lights" a quote that might hit home for some:
Mike Winchell: "He designed his offense around one player. We're dead."
Brian Chavez: "We're not dead. You just need to start throwing the ball."
Don Billingsley: "We're dead."


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[HuskerRedDread]

Would it be wrong to cast Niles Paul as the kid in Big Daddy peeing on the wall?????

+1

 

[sdhusker]

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming "Holy (&*(!" What are these #%&^$ animals?"
Then it was quiet again. My attorney had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. "What the *&^% are you yelling about?" he muttered, staring up at the sun with his eyes closed and covered with wraparound Spanish sunglasses. "Never mind," I said. "It's your turn to drive." I hit the brakes and aimed the Great Red Shark toward the shoulder of the highway. No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor *(&^% will see them soon enough.

Oh wait, those were the Callahan years....

 

[Ruddman23]

Sorry I am bored. Taken from the Avengers: Eric Martin after being told to bow down to the Buckeyes, he smashes the QB into oblivion and walks off saying “Puny Buckeye”

 

[DuckTownHusker]

Bo Pelini, to Brady Hoke at the Big Ten Media Days:
[video=youtube;mayCvk2P4f0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mayCvk2P4f0[/video]

 

[DuckTownHusker]

Everyone (except Formo), upon hearing that Minnesota got new uniforms for 2012:
[video=youtube;A4VbOHvaPRc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4VbOHvaPRc&feature=related[/video]