Largest Polar Bear on Record

[Red Dead Redemption]

First, I'd $h!t myself, and then he'd probably end up $h!tting me, too.

 

[Sodbuster]

I spent some time working in the Arctic at Prudhoe Bay. While there are no 1 ton bears running around, there aren't any emaciated bears being devastated by climate change (as the article alludes to) either. In fact, all the bears I've seen are doing pretty well.