The Red Clad Loon, back when he used to post here, had the greatest take ever about that "I'm a soldier" comment: the survey results of the best performance in a harrowing wartime role:
A. Tom Hanks, Saving Private Ryan, 41%
B. Mel Gibson, We Were Soldiers, 33%
C. Charlie Sheen, Platoon, 26%
D. Kellen Winslow, Jr., Tennessee 10, Miami 6, 0%
