It’s “rivalry” week so, Iowa joke thread...

[All 'N' 011808]

 

[All 'N' 011808]

For all the HuskerMax members living in Iowa...

 

[All 'N' 011808]

 

[ThotDoc]

What's the number one pickup line in Iowa?

Nice tooth

 

[ThotDoc]

How is a tornado like an Iowa divorce?

Somebody's going to lose a trailer house.

 

[LingonVin]

HCKF is the primary banking institution for the State of Iowa.

Oh wait, that's no joke.

My Bad!

 

[Tootall]

Why is it so windy in Nebraska?

Because Colorado blows and Iowa sucks!

 

[berryhusker]

Why did the Iowa athletic department decide to cover the field at Kinnick stadium with cardboard?



Because they only look good on paper!
:-D

 

[Hville]

What do Iowa cheerleaders and a bowling ball have in common? You can put three fingers in them and throw them in the gutter and they still come back to you.

 

[RedStones]

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[BigNed]

 

[BigNed]

 

[Mark Fricke]

Know what Iowa has that's better than Nebraska's?

Border states

 

[coherbie]

know the difference between Kirk Ferentz & a mosquito?

mosquitos are only annoying in the summer

 

[the walking red]

Q: Why are there so many unsolved murders in Iowa?

A: There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA