Yeah I cruised them till 81. You may know my older brother and sister though. Did you know Dave or Sue Beran?
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It’s “rivalry” week so, Iowa joke thread...
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He would have been 76. He passed away in '98 right at the end of the NU glory years. He would never have believed what has happened to his beloved Husker program. Not in a million years.
An Iowa linebacker majoring in math concluded his senior thesis
with the following statement- There are three kinds of people in this world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
(He got an A+)
with the following statement- There are three kinds of people in this world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
(He got an A+)
Q: How do you get an Iowa graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza. (...or the newspaper subscription)
A: Pay him for the pizza. (...or the newspaper subscription)
An Iowa football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback riding accident.
He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.
Luckily the manager of the WalMart came out and unplugged it in time!
He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.
Luckily the manager of the WalMart came out and unplugged it in time!
And the manager who saved him is Iowa's representative for the Hy-Vee Hero's Trophy.
1. How can you tell the toothbrush is an Iowan invention?
Flickr.com/ Joe Sepielli
If it were invented anywhere else, we'd call it a teethbrush.
More: http://www.onlyinyourstate.com/iowa/jokes-ia/
Flickr.com/ Joe Sepielli
If it were invented anywhere else, we'd call it a teethbrush.
More: http://www.onlyinyourstate.com/iowa/jokes-ia/
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A young ventriloquist is touring Iowa and stops to entertain at a bar near campus.
He’s doing his usual stupid Redneck jokes when an Iowa Linebacker in the audience stands up and says
“I’ve heard just about enough of your smart *** redneck jokes; we ain’t all stupid here in Iowa.”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the Iowa linebacker pipes up:
“You stay out of this mister, I’m talking to the smart *** little fella on your knee!”
He’s doing his usual stupid Redneck jokes when an Iowa Linebacker in the audience stands up and says
“I’ve heard just about enough of your smart *** redneck jokes; we ain’t all stupid here in Iowa.”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the Iowa linebacker pipes up:
“You stay out of this mister, I’m talking to the smart *** little fella on your knee!”
