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It’s “rivalry” week so, Iowa joke thread...

1standten

Junior Varsity
5 Year Member
How old is your dad? Just curious as I grew up in good ole flat rock.

He would have been 76. He passed away in '98 right at the end of the NU glory years. He would never have believed what has happened to his beloved Husker program. Not in a million years.
 

RedStones

Just do the right thing damnit!
5 Year Member
Why Iowa fans go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
Because 17 and under are not admitted.
 

RedStones

Just do the right thing damnit!
5 Year Member
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Iowa?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
 

All 'N' 011808

Former Walk-on
5 Year Member
It's really hard to dislike Iowa...basically they're Nebraska but their trophy case is empty.
Here's a visual aid for your joke...

iowa-hawkeye-joke.jpg
 

All 'N' 011808

Former Walk-on
5 Year Member
An Iowa linebacker majoring in math concluded his senior thesis
with the following statement- There are three kinds of people in this world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
(He got an A+)
 

All 'N' 011808

Former Walk-on
5 Year Member
An Iowa football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback riding accident.
He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.
Luckily the manager of the WalMart came out and unplugged it in time!
 

All 'N' 011808

Former Walk-on
5 Year Member
A young ventriloquist is touring Iowa and stops to entertain at a bar near campus.
He’s doing his usual stupid Redneck jokes when an Iowa Linebacker in the audience stands up and says
“I’ve heard just about enough of your smart *** redneck jokes; we ain’t all stupid here in Iowa.”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the Iowa linebacker pipes up:
“You stay out of this mister, I’m talking to the smart *** little fella on your knee!”
 
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