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Humor Thread: please join in, I'm tired of crying :(
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Do you know the one about the man who sold a mule sight-unseen?
He told the buyer that it didn't look too good but was a strong mule anyway.
In a couple of days the buyer brought the mule back & demanded a refund.
The seller said, "I told you that mule didn't look too good."
The buyer said, "Yes, but you should have just said he was blind!"
He told the buyer that it didn't look too good but was a strong mule anyway.
In a couple of days the buyer brought the mule back & demanded a refund.
The seller said, "I told you that mule didn't look too good."
The buyer said, "Yes, but you should have just said he was blind!"
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"I was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill. People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead....."
One of the players on our junior high football team never saw action in a game. But my brother, the assistant coach, liked the kid and always gave him pep talks.
"Remember, Ben," he told him, "everyone on this team has an important role. There is no I in team."
"True," said the boy. "But there is a Ben in bench.
"Remember, Ben," he told him, "everyone on this team has an important role. There is no I in team."
"True," said the boy. "But there is a Ben in bench.
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