HC Rumors

[BleedinHuskerRed]

Starting this to collect all unsubstantiated HC rumors. I’ll begin with one I just heard about PSU:

Urban Meyer interviewed but was rejected because he couldn’t speak to managing the NIL environment.

 

[Huskerfan69]

https://athlonsports.com/college/penn-state-nittany-lions/penn-state-football-coach-rumors-news-candidates-brian-hartline

Urban Meyer was asked on Thursday whether he would return to college football, and he quickly replied that he would not. However, he was asked to discuss Hartline and the possibility of him taking the next step.

 

[NorthwoodHusker]

Starting this to collect all unsubstantiated HC rumors. I’ll begin with one I just heard about PSU:

Urban Meyer interviewed but was rejected because he couldn’t speak to managing the NIL environment.

Sounds about right, PSU is too good. Sort of like that never ending search for unobtanium

 

[Ruh Roh Raggy]

Starting this to collect all unsubstantiated HC rumors. I’ll begin with one I just heard about PSU:

Urban Meyer interviewed but was rejected because he couldn’t speak to managing the NIL environment.

Maybe UM isn't interested as Happy Valley doesn't have enough quality shaker bars.

 

[Troll Patrol]

I have met my destiny and Dynasty at every strip club that I’ve ever been to.

 

[Husker In Oklahoma]

I’ve only been to a strip bar one time. The day I turned 21. Stables Lounge, Tulsa Oklahoma. The dancers were the bartenders and servers when not dancing. They were 100% buck naked the entire time. A few years later, the laws in Oklahoma changed. I only went because I was forced by some buddies at the time. Never been again.

 

[Troll Patrol]

I’ve only been to a strip bar one time. The day I turned 21. Stables Lounge, Tulsa Oklahoma. The dancers were the bartenders and servers when not dancing. They were 100% buck naked the entire time. A few years later, the laws in Oklahoma changed. I only went because I was forced by some buddies at the time. Never been again.

I only went to strip clubs because I know those poor girls needed the money.

 

[Husker In Oklahoma]

I only went to strip clubs because I know those poor girls needed the money.

Hell yeah brotha. They definitely want your money. Love it.

 

[tango]

I only went to strip clubs because I know those poor girls needed the money.

I agree. Every one of them have a child at home and are working their way through college. They need our support. In fact I named our dog after my favorite professional pole dancer, Kandi.

Here’s a little advice for beginners. If you hand them their college support money rather than put it in their g-string, the classy professionals will kiss you and tell you that you are a gentleman.

 

[Troll Patrol]

I have counseled quite a few of them with my behavioral science degree as they sat on my lap.

 

[CO4NU]

I’ve only been to a strip bar one time. The day I turned 21. Stables Lounge, Tulsa Oklahoma. The dancers were the bartenders and servers when not dancing. They were 100% buck naked the entire time. A few years later, the laws in Oklahoma changed. I only went because I was forced by some buddies at the time. Never been again.

Uh huh.....................right!

LOL.





Kidding

 

[fjbfour]

 

[Boji Husker]

I have counseled quite a few of them with my behavioral science degree as they sat on my lap.

Always the classy gentleman

 

[ramsker]

Michigan St fires Jonathan Smith (*again) and Pat Fitzgerald is expected to be hired.

*just kidding . . . there were rumors earlier in the season that he'd been fired that turned out not to be true--yet.

 

[Boji Husker]

Michigan St fires Jonathan Smith (*again) and Pat Fitzgerald is expected to be hired.

*just kidding . . . there were rumors earlier in the season that he'd been fired that turned out not to be true--yet.

Dang, now they might get someone good. Let's poach some players