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Cartoons & Funnies Again!!!
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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on
board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison
said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and
prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want me to
die." She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.
The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a
decorated war hero from ...an elite Navy unit from the United
States of America." So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.
The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of
the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of
our country, some even call me the 'Anointed One.'" So he
grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.
The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life
and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let
you have the last parachute."
The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham. There's a
parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took
my schoolbag."<!-- end of AOLMsgPart_1_e268dfbf-255b-4009-a532-5a30b3bcac9b -->
board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison
said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and
prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want me to
die." She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.
The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a
decorated war hero from ...an elite Navy unit from the United
States of America." So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.
The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of
the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of
our country, some even call me the 'Anointed One.'" So he
grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.
The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life
and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let
you have the last parachute."
The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham. There's a
parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took
my schoolbag."<!-- end of AOLMsgPart_1_e268dfbf-255b-4009-a532-5a30b3bcac9b -->
You can never underestimate the innovativeness of American Farm Boys
At a high school in Nebraska, a group of male students played a prank.
They let three goats loose inside the school.
But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of
the goats: 1, 2 and 4.
School Administrators spent most of the day looking for No. 3.
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are...
And you thought there was nothing to do in Nebraska!
At a high school in Nebraska, a group of male students played a prank.
They let three goats loose inside the school.
But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of
the goats: 1, 2 and 4.
School Administrators spent most of the day looking for No. 3.
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are...
And you thought there was nothing to do in Nebraska!
