Some unnamed pundit-wannabe from College Football News has Wisconsin playing Stanford in the Rose Bowl: "Why? It's all about the rematches. Was UCLA playing possum a bit in the loss to Stanford? Now the Bruins have to play the Cardinal for the Pac-12 championship with the winner ending up in Pasadena to play the Nebraska-Wisconsin winner. The Huskers won the first time around, but the Badgers are starting to pound away a bit better, and while they have lost three of their last four games, all came in overtime. All five UW lossses have come by seven points or fewer."
What a broken-down breakdown. As Vinnie Barbarino used to say, I'm so confused.
First he speculates that UCLA might've intentionally held back against Stanford -- but picks the Cardinal to win again anyway. Why, if UCLA lost because it didn't want to show its hand for the next game? (Playing possum? Gee, what a great guess. I can just hear Jim Mora instructing his team to sandbag against Stanford, so it can surprise 'em in the P12 championship. No better explanation for the game's outcome)
Then he picks Wisconsin over NU because, hey, the Badgers might've lost a lot of games, but at least they were really close losses, some even in overtime. And "starting to pound away a bit better," must mean that, after an in-season firing of its OL coach, Wiscy's ground game has gone from abysmal to mediocre. Thanks to stat-padders vs. Purdue, Illinois, Minnesota, and Indiana, Montee Ball's rushing avg. is now over 4 yds. per carry. Unlike the first time vs, NU, he won't get stoned again. I guess. (Don't know what's enabled Wiscy to pound away better -- other than playing Purdue, Illinois, Minnesota, and Indiana.)
No clue what he means by "it's all about the rematches," because there's no pattern to his self-contradictory logic: He picks both a winner and loser of the first game to win next week.
A Bleacher Report-esque effort. This guy is tryin' to think, but nuttin's happenin.'
http://cfn.scout.com/2/557866.html
What a broken-down breakdown. As Vinnie Barbarino used to say, I'm so confused.
First he speculates that UCLA might've intentionally held back against Stanford -- but picks the Cardinal to win again anyway. Why, if UCLA lost because it didn't want to show its hand for the next game? (Playing possum? Gee, what a great guess. I can just hear Jim Mora instructing his team to sandbag against Stanford, so it can surprise 'em in the P12 championship. No better explanation for the game's outcome)
Then he picks Wisconsin over NU because, hey, the Badgers might've lost a lot of games, but at least they were really close losses, some even in overtime. And "starting to pound away a bit better," must mean that, after an in-season firing of its OL coach, Wiscy's ground game has gone from abysmal to mediocre. Thanks to stat-padders vs. Purdue, Illinois, Minnesota, and Indiana, Montee Ball's rushing avg. is now over 4 yds. per carry. Unlike the first time vs, NU, he won't get stoned again. I guess. (Don't know what's enabled Wiscy to pound away better -- other than playing Purdue, Illinois, Minnesota, and Indiana.)
No clue what he means by "it's all about the rematches," because there's no pattern to his self-contradictory logic: He picks both a winner and loser of the first game to win next week.
A Bleacher Report-esque effort. This guy is tryin' to think, but nuttin's happenin.'
http://cfn.scout.com/2/557866.html