I pulled up Huskermax this morning, and there was the ad for the 5-time national championship Nebraska Cornhuskers bobblehead. I am a die-hard fan, and always will be, but I'm starting to feel like the tupperware salesman on Napoleon Dynamite that "could throw the football over the mountain" if he wanted to, and has the HS championship football ring to prove it. I am just dying for a new accomplishment for this football team.