Just a very good wiener slinger. Because the fans struggle with their assignments and with catching the wieners, stats cannot be used against this guy.
Unless they show him favorably.
But no stats. More wieners.
I wasn't disappointed in the fans who never gave wiener slinger a chance. We all were surprised he was the guy, but I'll support any wiener slinger walking the sidelines.True, but he was a career .500 wiener slinger. What makes anyone think he'll be a better wiener slinger in Lincoln?
That could get weird.Yes! We could stop blitzing LBs by slinging wieners at them!
I heard there is a guy that slings wieners at a small college in Texas. He has never slung wieners at a place like Memorial Stadium before but rumor has it he ate a hot dog there once. Lets get him now...everyone is going to want him.
Option pitched wieners can only go so far into the stands. Everyone knows that.Does he sling wieners or option pitch them? I will only accept option pitched wieners.
Option pitched wieners can only go so far into the stands. Everyone knows that.
I have to admit, nobody likes a frozen wiener.Are you one of those "West Coast" or "Pro style" wiener slingers? Tom Osborne realized 40 years ago that those styles could not successfully sling wieners in Nebraska in October and November.
I have to admit, nobody likes a frozen wiener.
They seem to sling wieners up in Green Bay just fine. And they are on a lake. All this wiener slinging propaganda has gone to peoples heads. Just because you caught a wiener many times in the 90's doesn't mean you will catch one these days just because the guy pitched it.Plus, with the Nebraska wind, everyone knows that if you try to sling it into Section 101, it ends up in 104. You can't sling wieners in Nebraska. FACT.