Ok so I can't actually post what the 1-800 number to sign up for ACA/Obamacare is because of the filters but go to link to read about it:
The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will make you an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you. - Werner Heisenberg (father of Quantum Physics)
It's actually 1-800-F1UCKYO, but still pretty funny
That Harry has a sense of humor.
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