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    Whatever happened to Father Guido Sarducci?

    anyone know?
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    If only there was some way of finding that out. Wouldn't it be cool, for instance, if there was an international web of information that one could access through their own computer? And even cooler, if there was some way someone could do a "search" of that international web of information, and some form of artificial intelligence beyond our comprehension could instantaneously produce a list of the pages of information most likely to yield the answer to that question? Probably just a pipe dream though.
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    You should give yourself an infraction for condensending posts that do nothing but promote personal sniping. How could you type this drivel after issuing a bogus infraction?

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    Given that I just told you that the mods would take a vote, you might want to consider self-deleting again.
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    Since I can't simutaneoulsy read a PM and post I think I'll leave it as is. Let me know if you issue that infraction.

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    my goodness, are we touchy here or what? Last I checked this was a message board.

    I obviously can google Father Guido Sarducci to my heart's content (and I have). The point of my post was, has anyone actually seen or heard from the guy lately, as in performance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WestTexasHusker View Post
    my goodness, are we touchy here or what? Last I checked this was a message board.

    I obviously can google Father Guido Sarducci to my heart's content (and I have). The point of my post was, has anyone actually seen or heard from the guy lately, as in performance?
    Well, then, what is he up to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WestTexasHusker View Post
    my goodness, are we touchy here or what? Last I checked this was a message board.

    I obviously can google Father Guido Sarducci to my heart's content (and I have). The point of my post was, has anyone actually seen or heard from the guy lately, as in performance?
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    Well, then, what is he up to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WestTexasHusker View Post
    my goodness, are we touchy here or what? Last I checked this was a message board.

    I obviously can google Father Guido Sarducci to my heart's content (and I have). The point of my post was, has anyone actually seen or heard from the guy lately, as in performance?
    I think he has a new line of clothing. It starts at toddler sizes and stops at Jr. High. I think it is called The Altered Boy collection.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChitownHusker View Post
    Well, then, what is he up to?
    nothing that I can find, that's why I posted !

    Sheeez.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WestTexasHusker View Post
    nothing that I can find, that's why I posted !

    Sheeez.
    I commend you on your straight as an arrow adherence to the topic.
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    I saw him last year in DC.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Husker Poyer View Post
    I saw him last year in DC.
    is he still funny? I would love to see him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WestTexasHusker View Post
    is he still funny? I would love to see him.
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    His masterbation bit is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
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    I thoughta he-a died ina greasa fire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugeater61 View Post
    His masterbation bit is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
    On Masturbation: Life is a job. You get $14.50 a day, but after you die, you have to pay for your sins. Stealing a hub cap is around $100. Masturbation is 35 cents (it doesn't seem like much, but it adds up). If there's money left when you subtract what you owe from what you've earned, you can go to heaven. If not, you have to go back to work. (Sort of like reincarnation -- many nuns are Mafia guys working it off.)

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    I think I lost two bits just while reading this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    On Masturbation: Life is a job. You get $14.50 a day, but after you die, you have to pay for your sins. Stealing a hub cap is around $100. Masturbation is 35 cents (it doesn't seem like much, but it adds up). If there's money left when you subtract what you owe from what you've earned, you can go to heaven. If not, you have to go back to work. (Sort of like reincarnation -- many nuns are Mafia guys working it off.)
    Thats the one, I know I'm gonna be $.35 short when I get to the pearly gates. lol Thanks RP
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