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Thread: Nebraska All-Convict team?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatchsker View Post
    Sam Keller, wait, that was merely assault with a plastic cup.
    Which leads to a need to clarify...do they have to have been convicted or just had some legal trouble, regardless of outcome?

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    According to Ed Cunningham and the Big 12, we should add Eric Martin and Courtney Osborne to this list.

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    Well Crouch had that incident with the ham sandwich. Can he play?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRedIggy View Post
    Well Crouch had that incident with the ham sandwich. Can he play?

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    Can I be the water boy? I got in trouble with the law once when I was football playing age.
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    I'll join you in the popularity contest WTH....is big Suh eligible? He might make it on driving record alone.

    Maybe add Lance Lewis??

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    On the bright side, it looks like earlier in the thread we had some new members of the Tradition Coalition fill out applications.

    They will love the matching track suits.

    I hear this year they come with 2 bags of werther's originals.

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    I think this is pretty funny, so I will throw in a couple of names:
    1. Christian Peter
    2. For domestic abuse: Irving Fryar
    3. Didn't Tyrone "shoot em up" Williams have a past?
    4. I would expect Incognito was arrested at some point?

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    OK let's go ahead and include everyone else that's had brushes with the law. Otherwise I don't know that we have a competitive team!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DuckTownHusker View Post
    I love this post.

    My buddy and I just finished a mock "NFL Convict" list a while back. OJ was in the backfield.

    tread reminds me of the day we were only self-allowed to listen to music by bands that had someone unfortunate death in the group.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Native View Post
    tread reminds me of the day we were only self-allowed to listen to music by bands that had someone unfortunate death in the group.

    I have to say I have never heard of a fortunate death.
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    My history teacher kept all sorts of lists, had one for criminals he had taught. Still think it awesome (yet unfortunate)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatchsker View Post
    I have to say I have never heard of a fortunate death.
    Just couldn't be the old age variety. suicide/OD/murder.
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    ok this team is starting to shape up! Need a QB though!! Didn't zack taylor have a run-in or two? Or was that Zach Lee? or Taylor Martinez? No, that was Taylor Martinez's girlfriend. THAT COUNTS TOO!! Taylor's on the team!
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    QB clete blakeman had his scooter impounded for multiple parking violations (AFAIK it's still at LincolnLand towing)

    Does that count?
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    We should be more organized. Lets come up with a two deep. Starters are felony's and second string is serious misdemeanor's.

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    What about Charles Starkweather as the P.A. dude?
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    Co offensive captains LP and J. Rodgers
    Defense ..Tyrone Williams and C. Peter

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestTexasHusker View Post
    What about Charles Starkweather as the P.A. dude?
    I remember his playing days. He was electrifying.
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