Nebraska All-Convict team?

[bilsker]

Sam Keller, wait, that was merely assault with a plastic cup.

Which leads to a need to clarify...do they have to have been convicted or just had some legal trouble, regardless of outcome?

[DuckTownHusker]

According to Ed Cunningham and the Big 12, we should add Eric Martin and Courtney Osborne to this list.

[BigRedIggy]

Well Crouch had that incident with the ham sandwich. Can he play?

[Squatchsker]

Well Crouch had that incident with the ham sandwich. Can he play?

QB, WR, or DB?

[Red Dead Redemption]

WR
He ran a very deep route after Bobby was named QB

[BuffSurveyor]

Can I be the water boy? I got in trouble with the law once when I was football playing age.

[Scarlet]

I'll join you in the popularity contest WTH....is big Suh eligible? He might make it on driving record alone.

Maybe add Lance Lewis??

[Squatchsker]

On the bright side, it looks like earlier in the thread we had some new members of the Tradition Coalition fill out applications.

They will love the matching track suits.

I hear this year they come with 2 bags of werther's originals.

[Huskernation]

I think this is pretty funny, so I will throw in a couple of names:
1. Christian Peter
2. For domestic abuse: Irving Fryar
3. Didn't Tyrone "shoot em up" Williams have a past?
4. I would expect Incognito was arrested at some point?

[WestTexasHusker]

OK let's go ahead and include everyone else that's had brushes with the law. Otherwise I don't know that we have a competitive team!

[Native]

I love this post.

My buddy and I just finished a mock "NFL Convict" list a while back. OJ was in the backfield.

tread reminds me of the day we were only self-allowed to listen to music by bands that had someone unfortunate death in the group.

[Squatchsker]

tread reminds me of the day we were only self-allowed to listen to music by bands that had someone unfortunate death in the group.

I have to say I have never heard of a fortunate death.

[Native]

My history teacher kept all sorts of lists, had one for criminals he had taught. Still think it awesome (yet unfortunate)

**I wish I could "tag" someone like on facebook, cause the Oldredwood ought to see this post.

[Native]

I have to say I have never heard of a fortunate death.

Just couldn't be the old age variety. suicide/OD/murder.

[WestTexasHusker]

ok this team is starting to shape up! Need a QB though!! Didn't zack taylor have a run-in or two? Or was that Zach Lee? or Taylor Martinez? No, that was Taylor Martinez's girlfriend. THAT COUNTS TOO!! Taylor's on the team!

[Red Dead Redemption]

QB clete blakeman had his scooter impounded for multiple parking violations (AFAIK it's still at LincolnLand towing)

Does that count?

[Irish Red]

We should be more organized. Lets come up with a two deep. Starters are felony's and second string is serious misdemeanor's.

[WestTexasHusker]

What about Charles Starkweather as the P.A. dude?

[mjw11]

Co offensive captains LP and J. Rodgers
Defense ..Tyrone Williams and C. Peter

[Red Dead Redemption]

What about Charles Starkweather as the P.A. dude?

I remember his playing days. He was electrifying.