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 Originally Posted by Squatchsker
So this gal in my office is wearing a bodice with a coverup over the top. She stands up and the button pops on the cover up so she is standing there in all her glory with just the bodice covering the gals. I look up and as a point of good manners act like I am not ogling and go "Oh!" and cover my eyes. To which she says, "Oh its just you. Its alright". At first I was happy, then the realization kicked in that never in a million years would that little beauty look at me in a way that would incite a blush when her cleavage was hanging out.
Damn. I am now the safe guy.
FREINDZONED FOREVER.
Dont tell my wife what I saw.
  
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Originally Posted by Squatchsker
So this gal in my office is wearing a bodice with a coverup over the top. She stands up and the button pops on the cover up so she is standing there in all her glory with just the bodice covering the gals. I look up and as a point of good manners act like I am not ogling and go "Oh!" and cover my eyes. To which she says, "Oh its just you. Its alright". At first I was happy, then the realization kicked in that never in a million years would that little beauty look at me in a way that would incite a blush when her cleavage was hanging out.
Damn. I am now the safe guy.
FREINDZONED FOREVER.
Dont tell my wife what I saw.
You should have told her you were just reaching for your cell phone, see you on Instagram.
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Originally Posted by Squatchsker
So this gal in my office is wearing a bodice with a coverup over the top. She stands up and the button pops on the cover up so she is standing there in all her glory with just the bodice covering the gals. I look up and as a point of good manners act like I am not ogling and go "Oh!" and cover my eyes. To which she says, "Oh its just you. Its alright". At first I was happy, then the realization kicked in that never in a million years would that little beauty look at me in a way that would incite a blush when her cleavage was hanging out.
Damn. I am now the safe guy.
FREINDZONED FOREVER.
Dont tell my wife what I saw.
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple. - Barry Switzer
Originally Posted by The Big Red Lebowski
That a way CC! Stick with your boy to the bitter end.
Originally Posted by RedPhoenix
Why yes, I do have a PHD in Hillbilly.
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Originally Posted by Squatchsker
So this gal in my office is wearing a bodice with a coverup over the top. She stands up and the button pops on the cover up so she is standing there in all her glory with just the bodice covering the gals. I look up and as a point of good manners act like I am not ogling and go "Oh!" and cover my eyes. To which she says, "Oh its just you. Its alright". At first I was happy, then the realization kicked in that never in a million years would that little beauty look at me in a way that would incite a blush when her cleavage was hanging out.
Damn. I am now the safe guy.
FREINDZONED FOREVER.
Dont tell my wife what I saw.
Yes, a buddy of mine once told me that he had no problem with me hanging out a lot with his girlfriend because I was "sexually non-threatening." Lucky me.
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Originally Posted by Squatchsker
So this gal in my office is wearing a bodice with a coverup over the top. She stands up and the button pops on the cover up so she is standing there in all her glory with just the bodice covering the gals. I look up and as a point of good manners act like I am not ogling and go "Oh!" and cover my eyes. To which she says, "Oh its just you. Its alright". At first I was happy, then the realization kicked in that never in a million years would that little beauty look at me in a way that would incite a blush when her cleavage was hanging out.
Damn. I am now the safe guy.
FREINDZONED FOREVER.
Dont tell my wife what I saw.
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Gonna need to see pictures of this.
For, you know, research.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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Originally Posted by huskrthill
Yes, a buddy of mine once told me that he had no problem with me hanging out a lot with his girlfriend because I was "sexually non-threatening." Lucky me.
The proper response to that smack talk is "Funny, that isn't what she told me".
"When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson
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Originally Posted by RedPhoenix
Pics or it didn't happen.
I was typing the identical reply - glad I saw yours before I duplicated it. 
Originally Posted by Warhorse
Never been on a liberal blog in my life.
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Originally Posted by FLA4NEB
The proper response to that smack talk is "Funny, that isn't what she told me".
Ha ha! I probably did say something along those lines at the time.
He's a member of this bbs, so maybe he'll see this and get a kick out of it.
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You should have fixed your eyes on her with a smouldering glare, then pulled her to you and planted a long, passionate kiss to make her lip tremble and her knees buckle, then lifted her onto the desk, while...well, you know...
I actually don't know if that works, but I did see it in a movie once.
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Originally Posted by huskernut
You should have fixed your eyes on her with a smouldering glare, then pulled her to you and planted a long, passionate kiss to make her lip tremble and her knees buckle, then lifted her onto the desk, while...well, you know...
I actually don't know if that works, but I did see it in a movie once.
Was it a pizza delivery guy and a lonely housewife?
"Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."-George Carlin
"It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled".-Mark Twain
  
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Originally Posted by huskernut
You should have fixed your eyes on her with a smouldering glare, then pulled her to you and planted a long, passionate kiss to make her lip tremble and her knees buckle, then lifted her onto the desk, while...well, you know...
I actually don't know if that works, but I did see it in a movie once.
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
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Originally Posted by ColoREDo
Was it a pizza delivery guy and a lonely housewife?
You saw it too?!?
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or a pool boy and a babysitter?
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Originally Posted by HZKRFAN
or a pool boy and a babysitter?
I think that was the remake.
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pool boy and mother in law was the sequel!
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Originally Posted by huskernut
I think that was the remake.
prequals...
"When government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson
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Originally Posted by HZKRFAN
pool boy and mother in law was the sequel!
Limbaugh felt that this was also a plot by the movie industry to discredit Romney.
"Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."-George Carlin
"It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled".-Mark Twain
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