So this gal in my office is wearing a bodice with a coverup over the top. She stands up and the button pops on the cover up so she is standing there in all her glory with just the bodice covering the gals. I look up and as a point of good manners act like I am not ogling and go "Oh!" and cover my eyes. To which she says, "Oh its just you. Its alright". At first I was happy, then the realization kicked in that never in a million years would that little beauty look at me in a way that would incite a blush when her cleavage was hanging out.
Damn. I am now the safe guy.
Dont tell my wife what I saw.