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    Devastating Indifference

    So this gal in my office is wearing a bodice with a coverup over the top. She stands up and the button pops on the cover up so she is standing there in all her glory with just the bodice covering the gals. I look up and as a point of good manners act like I am not ogling and go "Oh!" and cover my eyes. To which she says, "Oh its just you. Its alright". At first I was happy, then the realization kicked in that never in a million years would that little beauty look at me in a way that would incite a blush when her cleavage was hanging out.

    Damn. I am now the safe guy.

    FREINDZONED FOREVER.

    Dont tell my wife what I saw.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatchsker View Post
    So this gal in my office is wearing a bodice with a coverup over the top. She stands up and the button pops on the cover up so she is standing there in all her glory with just the bodice covering the gals. I look up and as a point of good manners act like I am not ogling and go "Oh!" and cover my eyes. To which she says, "Oh its just you. Its alright". At first I was happy, then the realization kicked in that never in a million years would that little beauty look at me in a way that would incite a blush when her cleavage was hanging out.

    Damn. I am now the safe guy.

    FREINDZONED FOREVER.

    Dont tell my wife what I saw.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatchsker View Post
    So this gal in my office is wearing a bodice with a coverup over the top. She stands up and the button pops on the cover up so she is standing there in all her glory with just the bodice covering the gals. I look up and as a point of good manners act like I am not ogling and go "Oh!" and cover my eyes. To which she says, "Oh its just you. Its alright". At first I was happy, then the realization kicked in that never in a million years would that little beauty look at me in a way that would incite a blush when her cleavage was hanging out.

    Damn. I am now the safe guy.

    FREINDZONED FOREVER.

    Dont tell my wife what I saw.



    You should have told her you were just reaching for your cell phone, see you on Instagram.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatchsker View Post
    So this gal in my office is wearing a bodice with a coverup over the top. She stands up and the button pops on the cover up so she is standing there in all her glory with just the bodice covering the gals. I look up and as a point of good manners act like I am not ogling and go "Oh!" and cover my eyes. To which she says, "Oh its just you. Its alright". At first I was happy, then the realization kicked in that never in a million years would that little beauty look at me in a way that would incite a blush when her cleavage was hanging out.

    Damn. I am now the safe guy.

    FREINDZONED FOREVER.

    Dont tell my wife what I saw.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatchsker View Post
    So this gal in my office is wearing a bodice with a coverup over the top. She stands up and the button pops on the cover up so she is standing there in all her glory with just the bodice covering the gals. I look up and as a point of good manners act like I am not ogling and go "Oh!" and cover my eyes. To which she says, "Oh its just you. Its alright". At first I was happy, then the realization kicked in that never in a million years would that little beauty look at me in a way that would incite a blush when her cleavage was hanging out.

    Damn. I am now the safe guy.

    FREINDZONED FOREVER.

    Dont tell my wife what I saw.


    Yes, a buddy of mine once told me that he had no problem with me hanging out a lot with his girlfriend because I was "sexually non-threatening." Lucky me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatchsker View Post
    So this gal in my office is wearing a bodice with a coverup over the top. She stands up and the button pops on the cover up so she is standing there in all her glory with just the bodice covering the gals. I look up and as a point of good manners act like I am not ogling and go "Oh!" and cover my eyes. To which she says, "Oh its just you. Its alright". At first I was happy, then the realization kicked in that never in a million years would that little beauty look at me in a way that would incite a blush when her cleavage was hanging out.

    Damn. I am now the safe guy.

    FREINDZONED FOREVER.

    Dont tell my wife what I saw.


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    Pics or it didn't happen.

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    Gonna need to see pictures of this.

    For, you know, research.

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    Quote Originally Posted by huskrthill View Post
    Yes, a buddy of mine once told me that he had no problem with me hanging out a lot with his girlfriend because I was "sexually non-threatening." Lucky me.
    The proper response to that smack talk is "Funny, that isn't what she told me".
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen.
    I was typing the identical reply - glad I saw yours before I duplicated it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FLA4NEB View Post
    The proper response to that smack talk is "Funny, that isn't what she told me".
    Ha ha! I probably did say something along those lines at the time.

    He's a member of this bbs, so maybe he'll see this and get a kick out of it.

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    You should have fixed your eyes on her with a smouldering glare, then pulled her to you and planted a long, passionate kiss to make her lip tremble and her knees buckle, then lifted her onto the desk, while...well, you know...

    I actually don't know if that works, but I did see it in a movie once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by huskernut View Post
    You should have fixed your eyes on her with a smouldering glare, then pulled her to you and planted a long, passionate kiss to make her lip tremble and her knees buckle, then lifted her onto the desk, while...well, you know...

    I actually don't know if that works, but I did see it in a movie once.
    Was it a pizza delivery guy and a lonely housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by huskernut View Post
    You should have fixed your eyes on her with a smouldering glare, then pulled her to you and planted a long, passionate kiss to make her lip tremble and her knees buckle, then lifted her onto the desk, while...well, you know...

    I actually don't know if that works, but I did see it in a movie once.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ColoREDo View Post
    Was it a pizza delivery guy and a lonely housewife?
    You saw it too?!?







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