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    My penis is so big 7-11 is changing their sizes to small, medium, large, and my penis!



    Quote Originally Posted by CornfieldCounty View Post
    You get so wrapped up in the proverbial "its all about me and my" that you loose not only your creditability but any resemblance of intelligence.
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    I'm reaching the point of becoming a lunatic here


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    I was about an hour to the West of Austin and got pulled over. The cop said "I clocked you doing 72". I said.."What's the big deal?...the sign back there said 71!" The cop said..."That's the HIGHWAY SIGN SIR...the speed limit is 60". I then said..."Wow...thank goodness I didn't run into you on "290" !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cardinal View Post
    Do you know the difference between broccoli and boogers?

    Kids don't like broccoli.
    I always heard it as lutefisk and snot! Kids won't lutefisk!
    Paddle faster, I hear banjo music!

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    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    NoIdear

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    What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

    StillNoIdear

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    What don't you call a dog that is missing one eye and a leg and had one ear and its tail bitten off? Lucky
    I cried because I had no shoes until I saw a man that had no feet.

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    Did anyone out there lose a large roll of $20 dollar bills wrapped with a rubberband?

    I have good news for you -- we found your rubberband.
    Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.



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    all good
    poyer vs Alcohol


    I cannot be bought, compromised, detoured, lured away, turned back, deluded, or delayed. I will not flinch in the face of sacrifice, hesitate in the presence of adversity, negotiate at the table of the enemy, ponder at the pool of popularity, or meander in the maze of mediocrity.I wont give up, shut up, let up, until I have stayed up, stored up, prayed up, paid up, and showed up for all wounded children.

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    "I'd like to start with a warm greeting for everyone."

    "On the count of three, I'd like everyone to quickly turn around at the same time and shake hands with the person currently behind them."

    "Ready? 1 - 2 -3! Everybody turn around!"

    (everyone turns around, but then realize that the person behind them has turned around also -- so nobody shakes hands! Har! Har! Hardy-har-har!)
    Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.



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    Did you hear about the two guys that walked into a bar?

    It's really kind of stupid... After the first one hit it, you would think the second one would have seen it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pops View Post
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    poyer vs Alcohol
    “Law of Drunkenness”
    You can’t fall off the floor, but you can hold on to the grass and try not to fall of the edge of the world.
    "The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities." Ayn Rand

    "Hillary has been cheated on more than a blind woman playing Scrabble. With gypsies." Dennis Miller

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    "The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities." Ayn Rand

    "Hillary has been cheated on more than a blind woman playing Scrabble. With gypsies." Dennis Miller

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    Two muffins are being put in an oven, after awhile one muffin looks at the other and says "Wow! It sure is getting hot in here!" The Other muffin says back, "Holy Crap! A talking Muffin!"
    The Skunk Has Spoken!

    I swear skunk was squeezin my buttocks !
    Skunkman's nose nailed this one.
    Never squat with yer spurs on.
    Quote Originally Posted by CombatTargeteer
    "You gotta watch the Skunkman."
    I don't want to ruin Skunk's rep, but I have to report that he is a very hospitable and generous guy, besides being a super Husker fan.

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    Psychiatry joke:

    Neurotics build castles in the sky
    Psychotics live in them
    Psychiatrists collect the rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nebraska1 View Post
    Psychiatry joke:

    Neurotics build castles in the sky
    Psychotics live in them
    Psychiatrists collect the rent.
    and my mother cleans them...

    (+1 to Rita)
    Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.




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