I was about an hour to the West of Austin and got pulled over. The cop said "I clocked you doing 72". I said.."What's the big deal?...the sign back there said 71!" The cop said..."That's the HIGHWAY SIGN SIR...the speed limit is 60". I then said..."Wow...thank goodness I didn't run into you on "290" !
Nobody is perfect....I'm a complete nobody. Therefore, I'm perfect
Two muffins are being put in an oven, after awhile one muffin looks at the other and says "Wow! It sure is getting hot in here!" The Other muffin says back, "Holy Crap! A talking Muffin!"
The Skunk Has Spoken!
I swear skunk was squeezin my buttocks !
Skunkman's nose nailed this one.
Never squat with yer spurs on.
Quote Originally Posted by CombatTargeteer
"You gotta watch the Skunkman."
I don't want to ruin Skunk's rep, but I have to report that he is a very hospitable and generous guy, besides being a super Husker fan.