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Thread: Favorite Caddyshack quote?

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    You gonna eat your fat?
    "The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." -- (Thomas Jefferson)
    “Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you.” -- (Benjamin Franklin)

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    Quote Originally Posted by redmachine View Post
    You gonna eat your fat?
    Spaulding quotes rule!
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    pray for me ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by joestrummer View Post
    Spaulding quotes rule!


    This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
    Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.Bill Watterson, cartoonist, "Calvin and Hobbes"

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    Carl Spackler: This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

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    Double farts!
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    "No more slacking off!"

    "I'll slack you off you fuzzy little foriegner."
    Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.



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    Poyer vs alcohol



    Quote Originally Posted by CornfieldCounty View Post
    You get so wrapped up in the proverbial "its all about me and my" that you loose not only your creditability but any resemblance of intelligence.
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    I'm reaching the point of becoming a lunatic here


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    Tuna colada?
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    You beast. You savage. C'mon, bark like a dog for me. I will teach you the meaning of respect.
    Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Husker Poyer View Post
    Poyer vs alcohol
    That's a peach hon.

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    You owe me one gum ball machine.
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    I loved Ted.

    Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.



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    Remember, Danny, two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.
    Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.



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    Now I know why tigers eat their young.
    i got this from Albert Einstein. Nice man. Made a lot of money in physics.

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    I'm not PREGNANT!

    That one always brought tears to my eyes.
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