Given that there are enough nontraditional uses for a condom to fill a book, it's surprising that the RSFU, a Sweden health organization, rejected this fantastic marketing pitch for the use of rubbers, according The Daily What. The song is sure catchy enough and the message, "Use Condoms," is a good one. Maybe the RSFU was worried condoms would be wasted on acoustic amusement. Thanks to the Internet, we'll still know what to do when the big moment comes: Stretch it out, and start pluckin'.
"Slappin' da bass, mon!"