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    New Secret Service Memo

    The Secret Service has issued new rules of conduct for agents this week. They can no longer get drunk, procure hookers, or go to strip clubs.

    The rules say that from now on, if agents feel compelled to engage in such behavior, they can run for public office like everyone else.
    "Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns." John Leonard


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    Nice
    If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

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    Ain't that the truth!!
    (old Gaelic saying) Chan eil h-uile facal sireadh freagairt. Not every question requires an answer.

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    I'm in!
    It's a great day to be a Husker Fan!

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    I believe it-- must be true.
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