Top 10 Unpleasant Surprises About Enlisting In The Marines

[OmaHusker]

10. You Learn To Crash Diet Like A Runway Super Diva
9. You Do So Much Paperwork, The I.R.S. Grimaces
8. You Become A Medical Experiment
7. You Actually Signed Up For More Than Four Years
6. More Time Is Spent Pushing A Mop Bucket Than Pulling A Trigger
5. Working Out And Being Fit Is NOT A Marine Corps Priority
4. Marines Play A Huge Amount Of Video Games
3. The Marines Have Their Own Completely Unintelligible Language
2. Nothing Ever Works Properly. Ever.
1. Marines Age In Dog Years
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[Huskers57]

semper fi.

[utsker]

#11 You have to sleep in tents and guard the hotels the Air Force stays in