Now the only problem is: how am I going to lose all those pounds I have gained from drinking heavily since December 21, 2011? (throwing myself my own going away party)
"I spent half of my money on booze, women and gambling. The other half I wasted."
-- W.C. Fields
Yea... Not sure I can wait for the next end of the world. ;-)
I don't want to brag or anything....but I've already survived 5 raptures thus far. I was really looking forward to this whole thing ending spectacularly.
I don't want to brag or anything....but I've already survived 5 raptures thus far. I was really looking forward to this whole thing ending spectacularly.
The rapture already happened. Sorry anyone who is still here, you are stuck with the rest of us.
"Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."-George Carlin
"It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled".-Mark Twain
I don't want to brag or anything....but I've already survived 5 raptures thus far. I was really looking forward to this whole thing ending spectacularly.
I hear you. I figured this rapture was "the" real deal so I signed a contract to sell my wife and highered some hot female escorts for the night of the 20th. Wanted to live every younger man's dream and do everything I shouldn't before the end.
The rapture already happened. Sorry anyone who is still here, you are stuck with the rest of us.
Yeah, I had a ticket for Hale-Bopp, but by the time I came out of the bathroom from all that greasy pizza everyone had already left. The nike's were a small consolation prize though.