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    Quote Originally Posted by FeelLikeAStranger View Post
    I think the record at my school was 37 sec to finish lunch. That was on hotdog day...in the 80's.
    I bet she was the most popular girl in school after setting that record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    I bet she was the most popular girl in school after setting that record.

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    I've noticed that a gold ring on the left hand on the finger next to the pinky causes people to gain weight.

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    I ate an apple today. It is a start.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatchsker View Post
    I ate an apple today. It is a start.
    It wasn't caramel covered on a stick, was it?

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    Obesity fight must shift from personal blame: U.S. panel:

    In an ambitious 478-page report, the IOM refutes the idea that obesity is largely the result of a lack of willpower on the part of individuals
    http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSBRE8470LC20120508?irpc=932

    Shocking, government agency saying something is not a persons fault and the government is the only one that can fix it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatchsker View Post
    I ate an apple today. It is a start.
    Wait, where's my iPhone?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    Joke is on you, I use that spray on my french fries
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nishioka View Post
    Wait, where's my iPhone?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    Are your eyes broken?
    now i got this joke. finally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    We shouldn't allow them to marry until they get skinny. They just pass on bad habits to their kids, ultimately costing us all a lot more money in the long run.
    Wow.. you really stand for freedom don't you there Adolf?
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    Quote Originally Posted by statman29 View Post
    Wow.. you really stand for freedom don't you there Adolf?
    It's creepy how you follow me around.....

    Look, I love fat people I just hate their choice to be fat. It's unhealthy and costs us all more money because they willingly continue to be fat and refuse to get healthy like us normal people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    It's creepy how you follow me around.....

    Look, I love fat people I just hate their choice to be fat. It's unhealthy and costs us all more money because they willingly continue to be fat and refuse to get healthy like us normal people.
    No offense, but it should be, "Look, I love fat people."

    Sorry, it's just the teacher in us.

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    Is there a law against discriminating against fat people?
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    Quote Originally Posted by statman29 View Post
    Wow.. you really stand for freedom don't you there Adolf?
    Will you cry for freedom when it comes to gambling, drugs and prostitution as well or does your freedom have an asterisk next to it?
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    I've worked very hard to be able to afford to be fat. I'm enjoying it!

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    Whoever changed the thread name is a sissy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatchsker View Post
    Whoever changed the thread name is a sissy.




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