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Thread: I don't know, do you think she goes to the tanning salon?

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    I'll bet her ovaries release scrambled eggs
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    Her skin would make a nice leather coat.
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    or a saddle....
    These are Buffalo Bill creepy...

    Oh wait... was she a really tanned, leathery person?

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    Looks like she took the bronze medal at the tanning olympics.

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    Her beautician?



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    in all seriousness, i fear she does have mental issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huskers57 View Post
    in all seriousness, i fear she does have mental issues.
    Your fears are confirmed, she looks like Heath Ledger playing the Joker.....'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Dead Redemption View Post
    I'll bet her ovaries release scrambled eggs
    More like poached.

    BTW, I love that you're posting more! You crack me up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    More like poached.

    BTW, I love that you're posting more! You crack me up!
    I'm glad my posts go over easy, but you're still eggsaggerating.
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    whOrange Tan:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Dead Redemption View Post
    I'm glad my posts go over easy, but you're still eggsaggerating.

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    Her parents showed her how to tan. She's just trying to pass on Grandpa George's lessons...


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    there was a guy here who sold cars for years, and he hit the tanning bed really hard for a long, long time. Malignant melanoma got him. He died at 35 years old.
    "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy, Wuzzy?"

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    she is not the brightest tan in the group

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huskers57 View Post
    in all seriousness, i fear she does have mental issues.
    Like we don't?
    Moving on...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Huskers57 View Post
    in all seriousness, i fear she does have mental issues.
    Quote Originally Posted by huskernut View Post
    Like we don't?
    The voices I hear in my head said that we don't have issues. So, huskernut, sounds like your voices may need some therapy....
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