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Thread: I don't know, do you think she goes to the tanning salon?

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    I'll bet her ovaries release scrambled eggs
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    Her skin would make a nice leather coat.
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    or a saddle....
    These are Buffalo Bill creepy...

    Oh wait... was she a really tanned, leathery person?

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    Looks like she took the bronze medal at the tanning olympics.

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    Her beautician?


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    in all seriousness, i fear she does have mental issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huskers57 View Post
    in all seriousness, i fear she does have mental issues.
    Your fears are confirmed, she looks like Heath Ledger playing the Joker.....'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Dead Redemption View Post
    I'll bet her ovaries release scrambled eggs
    More like poached.

    BTW, I love that you're posting more! You crack me up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    More like poached.

    BTW, I love that you're posting more! You crack me up!
    I'm glad my posts go over easy, but you're still eggsaggerating.
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    whOrange Tan:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Dead Redemption View Post
    I'm glad my posts go over easy, but you're still eggsaggerating.

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    Her parents showed her how to tan. She's just trying to pass on Grandpa George's lessons...


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    there was a guy here who sold cars for years, and he hit the tanning bed really hard for a long, long time. Malignant melanoma got him. He died at 35 years old.
    "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy, Wuzzy?"

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    she is not the brightest tan in the group

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huskers57 View Post
    in all seriousness, i fear she does have mental issues.
    Like we don't?
    "It doesn't matter where you start or how people perceive you now or what your potential is. ... It's going to be how this football team comes together and meets the challenges ... I like our potential, but there's a lot of teams that like their potential. It's going to be how we put things together, how we grow and how we come together as a team. It's not going to be the best collection of talent, it's going to be the best team. ...." - Bo Pelini, Big 10 Media Days, 2014

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huskers57 View Post
    in all seriousness, i fear she does have mental issues.
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    Like we don't?
    The voices I hear in my head said that we don't have issues. So, huskernut, sounds like your voices may need some therapy....
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