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    Oh my!
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    I don't know, do you think she goes to the tanning salon?

    Well, it is not too far fetched when you get a good look at the Mom.

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    Looks like a Holocaust victim to me.
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    definitely got some mental issues for sure.
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    Does she sing on her way to the salon?


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    Does she sing on her way to the salon?


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    she'd fit right in with Boehner.
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    Her skin would make a nice leather coat.

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    Society Crazy Indeed
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    probably a pub...they dont like white people


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    she related to snookie? both from jersey....coincidence???
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    Somehow, when I saw her skin texture, it reminded me of the turkey from Christmas Vacation.

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    She's hot,

    That is she's hot if you wait for her demise & you turn her into a belt, or a pair of shoes, or a coat as RP suggested!



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    Was she the tech in the Fort Calhoun nuclear plant that smelled "something funny" for three days, but didn't report it?
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    Was she the tech in the Fort Calhoun nuclear plant that smelled "something funny" for three days, but didn't report it?
    that was homer simpson.
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    I'll bet her ovaries release scrambled eggs
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    I'll bet her ovaries release scrambled eggs
    well it did produce a redheaded child.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    Her skin would make a nice leather coat.

    or a saddle....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Dead Redemption View Post
    I'll bet her ovaries release scrambled eggs
    POTY nominee...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    Her skin would make a nice leather coat.
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    or a saddle....
    These are Buffalo Bill creepy...

    Oh wait... was she a really tanned, leathery person?
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    Looks like she took the bronze medal at the tanning olympics.
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    Her beautician?

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    That a way CC! Stick with your boy to the bitter end.
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    in all seriousness, i fear she does have mental issues.
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