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    I don't know, do you think she goes to the tanning salon?

    Well, it is not too far fetched when you get a good look at the Mom.

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...153138630.html
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    Looks like a Holocaust victim to me.
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    definitely got some mental issues for sure.

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    Does she sing on her way to the salon?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Dead Redemption View Post
    Does she sing on her way to the salon?


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    she'd fit right in with Boehner.

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    Her skin would make a nice leather coat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    Her skin would make a nice leather coat.

    or a saddle....
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    Her skin would make a nice leather coat.
    Quote Originally Posted by ThotDoc View Post
    or a saddle....
    These are Buffalo Bill creepy...

    Oh wait... was she a really tanned, leathery person?

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    probably a pub...they dont like white people




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    she related to snookie? both from jersey....coincidence???

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    Somehow, when I saw her skin texture, it reminded me of the turkey from Christmas Vacation.


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    She's hot,

    That is she's hot if you wait for her demise & you turn her into a belt, or a pair of shoes, or a coat as RP suggested!



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    Was she the tech in the Fort Calhoun nuclear plant that smelled "something funny" for three days, but didn't report it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Red Rick View Post
    Was she the tech in the Fort Calhoun nuclear plant that smelled "something funny" for three days, but didn't report it?
    that was homer simpson.

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    I'll bet her ovaries release scrambled eggs
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