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    Pavlovian Manipulator Big Red Rick's Avatar
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    The what?? Today's poorly named/placed product...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJUBF...layer_embedded

    Wow. Maybe it's my speakers or just my ears, but based on where this is placed, maybe they should have named it the "Shoulder-strap Bear"...

    It's a 2 minute infomercial, so it is SFW, but your brain might not think so.
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    For an extra 10 bucks, the bear can be upgraded to include motorboat action.
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    Can I get one for my lap belt?
    Life Lesson: DO NOT LET THE MAN KEEP YOU DOWN! http://forum.huskermax.com/vbbs/show...er-King-Jr-Day

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    Great find!

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    Quote Originally Posted by redmachine View Post
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    It's a great day to be a Husker Fan!

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    I like the comment about making a motorboat edition......
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    I would let some of those women use me as their "Tiddy Bear"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red_in_Blue_Land View Post
    I would let some of those women use me as their "Tiddy Bear"!
    And you would have built in motor boat capabilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatchsker View Post
    Can I get one for my lap belt?
    Yes. They look arrogant, so they call them cocky bears.


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