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  1. 04-10-2012 #21
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    only in America would a person feel bad/mad if people only remember you when they need you

    rather than seeing it as feeling privileged knowing you are like a candle that comes to their mind in times of darkness


    For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    Ah yes. Kind of like being born in Hawaii (allegedly ) with a Connecticut social security number.
    "Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan

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  3. 04-10-2012 #23
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    Only in America can a guy who went AWOL become Commander In Chief.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    Only in America can a guy who went AWOL become Commander In Chief.
    only in America would that same person start a war while knowing he ran from one


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  5. 04-10-2012 #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by MilesBFree View Post
    Some of those were funny, but there was more than one that I didn't get, e.g.-



    Don't blind people use money? Wouldn't a handicapped person want to go watch his or her kids skate or go watch a hickey game?

    Would have been funnier if it read "Braille and a headphone jack on the drive-through ATMs".
    What I don't understand it we see the ATMs with Braille andd headphone jacks on the driver side of the vehicle...
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    Only in America will you see vets sleeping on the streets while those convicted of crimes get free food, health care and dental.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Red Rick View Post
    Only in America are we so sensitive that a children's TV show character be mistaken for a neo-Nazi chant...
    Only in America are we so sensitive that a teletubby character is protested because people think it promotes homosexuality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pops View Post
    only in America do we have a gay congressmen afraid to come out of the closet yet will tap their foot on a airport bathroom floor looking for some action
    I'd guess this happens elsewhere as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post

    Now, that one's good.
    "The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." -- (Thomas Jefferson)
    “Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you.” -- (Benjamin Franklin)
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    Only in America will unironic posts be made on a thread about irony, making such posts unwittingly ironic.
    "Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedPhoenix View Post
    If there's one thing we don't have enough of on this board, it's Yakov Smirnoff references.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joestrummer View Post
    If there's one thing we don't have enough of on this board, it's Yakov Smirnoff references.
    On HuskerMax, Yakov Smirnoff references YOU!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Red Rick View Post
    On HuskerMax, Yakov Smirnoff references YOU!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Red Rick View Post
    Only in America will unironic posts be made on a thread about irony, making such posts unwittingly ironic.
    Hey, don't be so hard on Omahusker.
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