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    "‎For all those men who say

    'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free', here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.". Andy Rooney



    And here I am still smiling
    In the intricate asylum of society
    Well I got to be
    And the effluvium of excess
    It is hidden at the behest of mentality
    Of a low degree

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    There's a saying that goes, "A woman's work is never done."

    ... I guess that's why they get paid less.
    Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pops View Post
    'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free', here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.". Andy Rooney
    Notre Dame only had one Rudy but Nebraska gets a new crop of Rudys every season

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Dead Redemption View Post
    There's a saying that goes, "A woman's work is never done."

    ... I guess that's why they get paid less.
    I am using that and the slap will be worth it.
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    That's right, all of those.

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    There is no free milk. No free sausage either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chunbob View Post
    There is no free milk.
    Ain't that the truth. Sigh.







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